Attention Deal Hunters: Free Leap Day Weddings In Hell!

Attention Deal Hunters: Free Leap Day Weddings In Hell!


LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
HEADLINES. AS YOU KNOW, SOUTH CAROLINA WILL
BE GOING TO THE POLLS TO VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE ON
SATURDAY. WHICH MEANS JOE BIDEN ONLY HAS
ABOUT 48 HOURS LEFT TO PUT HIS FOOT IN HIS MOUTH AND OFFEND AN
ENTIRE STATE. 48 HOURS! IT’S A CRITICAL PRIMARY FOR JOE
BIDEN AND HIS STRUGGLING CAMPAIGN. HE’S TRYING TO CONNECT WITH
OBAMA VOTERS IN SOUTH CAROLINA. BUT MOSTLY, BIDEN’S HOPING ONE
OF THEM CAN GIVE HIM OBAMA’S NEW PHONE NUMBER. (LAUGHTER)
>>James: NOW, SOUTH CAROLINA’S PRIMARY IS
RUN A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENTLY THAN SOME OTHER STATES. EVEN REGISTERED REPUBLICANS CAN
VOTE IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY. IT’S WHAT’S KNOWN AS AN “OPEN
PRIMARY.” SO, YOU KNOW, IF VOTERS WANT TO
SEE OTHER PRIMARIES, IT’S COOL, NO ONE GETS UPTIGHT. YOU KNOW? SOMETIMES A VOTER CAN EVEN HOOK
UP WITH TWO PRIMARIES AT ONCE. CHILL OUT, GUYS, IT’S 2020, YOU
KNOW? IT’S BEEN REPORTED THAT SOME
REPUBLICANS IN SOUTH CAROLINA ARE PLANNING TO VOTE FOR BERNIE
SANDERS, BECAUSE THEY FEEL HE CAN’T WIN AGAINST TRUMP. WHEN CANDIDATE TOM STEYER HEARD
THIS, HE WAS LIKE, “HEY, GETTING VOTES AS A JOKE IS MY THING!”
OF COURSE, THIS YEAR IS A LEAP YEAR, AND IN HONOR OF THAT, THIS
SATURDAY, THERE’S A BIG EVENT HAPPENING IN MICHIGAN. TO CELEBRATE FEBRUARY 29, A TOWN
IN MICHIGAN IS OFFERING FREE WEDDINGS TO 29 COUPLES AT 2:29
IN THE AFTERNOON. NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN A
FREE WEDDING. (LAUGHTER)
A LEAP YEAR WEDDING. I’M NOT SURE YOU WANT TO START A
LIFETIME COMMITMENT BY SAYING, “AND HONEY, THE BEST PART IS, WE
ONLY HAVE TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY ONCE EVERY FOUR
YEARS!” BUT HERE’S THE CRAZIEST PART,
THE WEDDINGS THIS WEEKEND WILL TAKE PLACE IN A TOWN IN MICHIGAN
CALLED, I PROMISE I’M NOT MAKING THIS UP, HELL. THE TOWN IS CALLED HELL. HELL, MICHIGAN. YES. SO THAT’S WHAT THEY
MEANT WHEN THEY SAID THEY’D MARRY YOU ON A COLD DAY IN HELL.

35 thoughts on “Attention Deal Hunters: Free Leap Day Weddings In Hell!”

  1. Alguém aqui fala em português.. oi pessoal me chamo Josenildo sou casado e tenho um filho e moro de aluguel pois meu sonho sempre foi ser um YouTube na vida e hoje venho aqui na humildade pedir ajuda a vocês para se escreverem no meu canal por favor obrigado a todos de coração Deus abençoe vc e sua família amém

  2. SIGNAL-CORPS Wiredogs

    How are you tryna make a career out of 🇺🇸 policy when the British don't even do undocumented-asylum. Y'all truly are the strictest on the issue of asylum. Wow! Your country helps nobody , so you just clown-show stupid 🇺🇸 for $. Your a bad GAY-BOY!!!! 🇺🇸 1RST MAGA 🇺🇸

  3. https://youtu.be/Wc008J1i9XM
    https://youtu.be/Wc008J1i9XM
    https://youtu.be/Wc008J1i9XM
    😲😲😲😲😲😲😲🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

  4. Perhaps one day, I will be in the car with James
    My dream haha
    I'm a French artist
    Make my dream come true🙏🙏
    I love u
    It's only the beginning 🎆🔥

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