Crazy Life Fail Stories (GAME)

Crazy Life Fail Stories (GAME)


(rooster crows)
(lion roars) (wheel clicking) Welcome to Good Mythical More. Random disturbing fact. Oh, give it to me. There are over 200 corpses
of climbers and Sherpas on Mount Everest. Just frozen up there? Yeah when you die up
there, they leave you. I mean this is a random
disturbing fact, it’s a fact. Think about that.
It’s a true fact. You’re going up there
to the top of the thing that’s the toppest and now you– They call that the summit.
And now you’ve got a, it’s the toppest toppest of all tops. I’m gonna go to the top top please. One ticket to the top of the top. Of all tops and you’re passing by all of these dead people. Pretty cool.
Yeah it’s pretty awesome. It’s actually pretty awesome. Yeah yeah yeah, I’d like
to get some for my house. Okay. Uh-huh, let’s bring in some team members, the same ones we’ve been hanging out with and let’s take ’em down a notch by talking about their, well you
don’t have to come in if you don’t want to, guys. – [Ellie] We want to. Don’t rush in all at once.
Take ’em down a notch and talk about their extreme life fails and I got one more life
hack for you that I found. You can take a medical glove,
fill it up with warm water and you always have a hand to hold. Oh.
That’s so lonely. (Rhett laughs)
There’s one over there for you, Matt.
Ooh! You always have a hand to hold. Now I have a friend. It kinda looks like one
of those stress balls. It looks like it feels good. You’re holding it romantically. It’s very warm.
It looks like it belonged to your potted legs.
Do a flexion hold. No no, I only believe in
interlocking the fingers. – [Link] All right so
on these cards I have– – [Ellie] Just another part of
Mom’s that they found after– Printed.
It’s for handshake practice. All time life fails.
I’ve been needing this. Our task, Rhett, is to match the life fail with the team member–
Person. With the life. I always lose this, even
though we can’t lose– Come a little closer, Stevie. We’re about to lose you behind Matt. Rhett, you come on over here. What’s this?
There you go, don’t be shy, guys. All right here’s our first one. I, now reading Is, not
me, this is one of them. Just for clarity’s sake. I audibly farted, it’s
off to a good start. Good, good, good, good. I audibly farted in the middle of an Irish step dancing recital and everyone had to dance
through the cloud of it. The cloud of it.
(all chuckling) The cloud of it.
The cloud of it. Okay so who is the most likely
to have been participating not in an audible fart because
that could be any of you. Thank you, thank you. I believe you–
Do you participate in a fart?
I believe you can all participate in an audible fart. I believe in you.
Breathe deeply, you’re a participant. But who would be in an
Irish dance recital? To me the first person I
think of is Emily, right, I mean how could that not be Emily? Wow.
I think you’re like, you’re an Irish stepper. I think you’ve got some–
You know this is fake right? – [Ellie] Because of her red hair? She was blonde–
I pay a lot of money for this.
Moments ago. I think they’re calling you a drunk. I pay a lot of money to
look like an Irish stepper. It has nothing to do with your red hair. It has to do with the fact
that I feel like I’ve heard something about clogging or
something in your background and I know that that’s like–
Was it ’cause you heard me walking in these?
Exactly. It’s a southern thing to do to
be involved in Irish dancing. Yeah my wife–
Oh I’m right down there. Christy, she was an
avid clogger as a child. She would travel to fairs and participate in clogging competitions. Cool. And that’s why you married her, right? Yeah it is. Every night, she gives
me a private clogging. (all laughing) Honey, I would like a clogging. (laughs) They have numbers that
you can call for that. (all laughing) Wow. Didn’t know how fun that would be. Give it to Emily.
I think this is Emily because seems like a,
where you from, Kentucky, West Virginia? Nashville. (laughs) Wow. I’ve said that like five times to you. I’m convinced you’re from Kentucky. Arkansas and Nashville, I’m both of those. Arkansas and Nashville.
I think that Kentucky’s a city in West Virginia.
You from Kentucky, West Virginia?
(all laughing) Next one, I stole my
sister’s Walkman to listen to her Celine Dion album
and when she caught me, I pretended to make fun
of her music choices, making her destroy the
tape in embarrassment. I had to save up to buy her a new one. Wow, this has got Stevie
written all over it. (crew and Rhett laugh) Stevie has a sister. Stevie, I met your
sister a couple of times, she seems like she would be into Celine. And this–
And we know that you’re secretly into Celine. Yeah and I like saving up. Yep, you do and this feels
like the kind of mind trick that you could really easily pull off. Oh yeah.
Mm-hmm. I could see you making someone feel awful about their choice.
Even though you totally agreed with it.
(all laughing) Thank you guys. Destroy the tape, sis. Destroy it! Yeah, thank you.
Yep. That’s brutal. That’s savage. That’s brutal. Anybody want to hold a hand? Aw.
Yeah yeah yeah. Slap it.
Wanna hold half? Yeah.
I’ll hold the thumb. Ew! It feels good, doesn’t it?
It is warm. It’s really warm. It’s like a cow udder.
I wanna play with it. You just gotta spank it.
It’s pretty pleasing. Squeeze it like an udder. Yeah.
Next one, Link. I want ’em to have as much
fun with that as they want. Well they can continue to have fun. I did not have valid
government ID for a full year and was able to get into bars and travel on multiple domestic flights. Whoa. Whoa, we’ve got a criminal in our midst. How is this a fail? Yeah sounds like a win.
This is a success. Yeah. Well I mean my first instinct
on this one is Ellie. Why, why you saying that?
Why’s that? Because you have a way of
getting people to like you. I can see how you could
just kinda talk your way into something and I also
know that you recently– Down to the point.
Missed a vacation because of lack of government ID. Yeah fully missed a full vacation. It expired.
Well then that undermines the thing ’cause it–
Well but you know what, times have changed, man. Do you wanna share a bit of
that story, what happened? So for my birthday I
planned, I bought tickets and lodging for a trip
to Mexico with my friends and my boyfriend and the night before when I was checking into the flight, I realized that my passport
had expired four days prior. No! You think you would check
that but I had the passport. I’m good.
Good enough. Because you know, sometimes
that’s not the case. ‘Cause it’s good for
what, four years at least. 10 years normally.
10 years yeah. 10 years I mean youth, it’s easy to–
It really sneaks up on you. I had–
And I wouldn’t forget. – [Emily] It does. Life goes by fast.
So that’s why it’s not– And then my boyfriend went without me. Happy birthday! I’ve talked to Pat about this. Yeah. (chuckles) I think he did the right thing. Your good pal.
(Rhett laughs) I haven’t talked to Pat,
he doesn’t speak to me. (Ellie laughs) That’s why this, I mean, I think this has gotta be Matt Lieb. You think this is Matt Lieb?
Me? I mean did you hear her stories? How could it be her?
Well okay. We can switch it in a second. Yeah we don’t know what the last story is. All right here’s the last story. In elementary school,
I stabbed myself trying to make glasses out of a paper towel roll. Saw the blood, fainted, hit
my head, then the floor. Wow. Who was trying to make, were they trying to make functioning glasses or was this like just fun glasses? Was this me? I feel like this might have been somebody whose parents wouldn’t
get them real glasses. I’m going to have to make my own! You don’t wear contacts?
Someone who was formerly British. No.
We know this isn’t Ellie. 20/20. Formerly Oliver Twist.
Well I guess you don’t have to have real glasses to make fake glasses out of paper towels.
Here’s what’s true is that I look amazing in glasses and the fact that I have 20/20 vision is a huge bummer ’cause give me those frames baby. I think that’s why this is
her because she’s the only one without glasses.
All right you know what, I think you’re right and
another thing to back up the theory that Matt Lieb
is the one who traveled without government ID.
Go on. Is I don’t know exactly how old you are. Mm, thank you.
But I believe that you are old enough to–
That’s good. You couldn’t have done
this before 9/11, right? Sure. But you could only have
done this before 9/11. Right.
Sure. And so I feel like you are
old enough to be traveling– – [Emily] And none of us were born yet. On your own before 9/11 as an adult. Wait so you think I’m older. Yeah.
Bingo. Well then I rescind my
thank you from earlier. Yeah so I think this is right. I think Matt–
I’m very young. Is the traveler and I
think Ellie’s the glasses. I feel really good about this actually. Ha ha. Let’s start with Matt here. So you wanna know the truth? Is this you or no?
This is not me. (groans) Dang it. It’s me.
(groans) It was you! That is you, okay.
Yeah before the passport incident, I had no ID. (chuckles) All right so you’ll just
hold that one but now– So tell us, how did
you get on the flights? You just bring as much stuff as you can like pay stubs and your credit card– What?
And your debit card and your, I had a student,
I had both my high school ID and my college ID. After 9/11? This is after 9/11, this
is like two years ago. What?
And they just, they make you go through
a separate security so they look through all
your bags and they like fully sort of–
But that didn’t work for Mexico.
They clog you. Why did you do that?
No no. I just lost it and then
once you lose everything– For a year?
It’s very hard to get it back. Was this domestic travel
or international travel? Domestic.
Right so if you have an expired ID for domestic
travel, you can be okay. But I didn’t have that either. Okay well I’m just, this is for me because my ID’s
expired, I’m going to Hawaii. And I wanna make sure it’s okay. You’re gonna be fine.
Thank God. You just have to get to
the airport an hour earlier than you normally would. Which everyone loves doing that. Yeah.
Yeah. Stevie–
Well it’s a fun place. Are we correct?
You are incorrect. Ooh!
Mm! You lost this time. Wow. That’s not mine, this is mine. All right so–
Yeah I, instead of like, okay, one would think if you’re making glasses
out of a paper towel roll, you’d compress it a little
bit and you’d cut across. No not I, I stuck my hand
into the paper towel roll and then stabbed it through.
Oh. Like the bagel.
Just like the bagel. Yeah and then when I
saw that I cut myself, I fainted and I hit
the table and the stool and the floor and busted
the side of my lip and then mouth opened and then I woke up in a completely different
room and I was like, “What happened?” (all chuckling)
What happened? Well on the bright side, at least you didn’t break
your glasses when you did it. You know, since you had none. Right.
So that’s good. It could have been worse.
Right. Did you get a nickname
in elementary school as a result of that?
No. The fainter. No.
Dainty fainty. There were like 12 kids–
Dainty fainty. In my class so that
would have been horrible. Crappy MacGyver.
The 11 other kids making fun of me but they didn’t. It was kinda cool, it was
like a war, battle wound. Okay so–
We have to be with Emily. Completely wrong.
And maybe Emily’s right. Yeah this is right. (all laughing) Yeah.
We knew you were Irish. Fart cloud.
I wasn’t Irish, I just really liked Lord of the Dance. Sure.
Well I liked Michael Flatley, let’s be real. Lord of the Dance. But yeah I was really into Riverdance and Lord of the Dance–
Yeah that was it. And my best friend and I when we were 12 signed up for community center classes which was full of divorces
trying to find themselves– Yeah the best, the best.
And then us, the 12 year old girls
and then we had a recital in a community center and
it’s just like old men and bad jeans and I farted so loud and then (laughs), but my
best friend Laura was looking at me the whole time we’re doing this turn and the whole thing–
Just keep dancing. Everybody’s having to go through it. And we’re looking, you
know when you’re in a place where you can’t laugh out
loud but you need to– But you can fart out loud.
It hurts so much more but just everyone is looking at me in this do-si-do situation. You were just looking
’em back like prove it. I was like I’m so sorry.
Prove it was me. I’m so sorry. (laughs) Never went back, never did a class again. Breathe my cloud. You can’t return. I’m so red just thinking
about it, it was so bad! So Matt, which one were you? Celine Dion.
Oh man. Oh!
Yeah, yeah, I really loved the album. I would listen to it in my
sister’s room when she was gone and I would just listen to it alone because it’s super, like the ♪ When you’re doing me like this ♪ ♪ When you’re doing me like that ♪ You know that song? Yeah.
Yeah. ♪ You been there before ♪ So then she come in and I immediately started mocking her like ♪ When you kiss me like this ♪ (Rhett laughs) She thought I was making
fun of her ’cause I had to cover my tracks and
then she yelled at me and then she broke the cassette and I had to save up the
money to buy a new one which I hid for myself in my room. So that’s not right. So you didn’t buy it for her.
Oh you bought it for yourself.
I had to save up to buy a new one, someone added her, I did not add her.
They tried to give you credit.
Thinking you were a good person.
I think the assumption was well certainly he bought
her the new album. But it’s like nah, nah,
I was still ashamed of it so I should really tell her I did that. Yeah.
Oh well. What’s her name?
Diana. Diana. Sorry. – [Stevie] Great things come in pairs. Get the LTAT mug and
tee now at Mythical.com.

100 thoughts on “Crazy Life Fail Stories (GAME)”

  1. Link is everything okay? Your personality has really changed and I'm worried that something is wrong like maybe you're not happy with something anymore.

  2. My boyfriend did the same thing Ellie! We were all planned to go to his cousins wedding in Vegas (we are Canadian) he went to check in and noticed his passport was expired! It wasn’t funny at the time but now it kind of is hehe 🙊

  3. My mom's cousin climbed Mount Everest! He's actually the oldest man to climb all the peeks I'm fairly certain, Look him up Ted Fairhurst.

    Anyway he was telling me a story about when he was climbing Everest. There's a point where if something were to happen they couldn't bring you back to base camp. The man in front of him ended up collapsing, all you can do is step over him and keep going. He said it was a strange feeling leaving someone to just die.

  4. These are my favorite GMMores! I love getting to hear stories from the crew and from Rhett and Link – it reminds me of sitting around a campfire chatting with friends.

  5. 😂 Sooo funny! OMG I accidentally did what Emily did but during the dead silence of a class on probability. I will never forget it. 🤭 I died inside while everyone else blamed everyone else. 😩😂

  6. Elli. Just to let you know. Even if you had gone a week or 2 earlier your passport would have been to old. I believe it is 6 months cut off where they no longer let you fly out of the country if you have 6 months or less left. They make you renew it. We had it happen to us before when my mom had 3 or 4 months left on her passport.

  7. When I'm monitoring anesthesia on a dog and my patient's body temp gets low, I'll use the warm glove trick to warm them up.

  8. Also if you could Mont Everest you can tell how high up you are buy the corpses you pass… Like "ohh there's purple jacket man 2500 feet up now."

  9. Does California not have enhanced drivers licenses to go to Mexico without a passport? Seems weird if Michigan has it and California doesn't given how many people go hang in Mexico?

  10. Paul Enriquez-Goehring

    I'm sorry but that woman should seriously be upset about her boyfriend going to Mexico without her when it was HER birthday celebration
    No man should do that to their significant other
    Just my opinion on that

  11. The corpses are actually used as markers for other climbers to keep track of progress and orientation! One really well known one (I think maybe Green Boots?) ~disappeared~ recently if I remember correctly?

  12. I really do love how Emily talks and tells stories. She is so great at adding little details and describing how things happened. This was funny!!

  13. Those who climb Mt. Everest actually use the various corpses as marking points as to how far up the mountain they are. Climbers literally know where they are once they see "Green Boots". Kind of disturbing but also helpful.

  14. I flew to and from NY with an expired license post-9/11. Technically, it was from Chicago O'Hare to Newark Intl in NJ and back again. I also flew to Milwaukee.
    What's humorous is that I was carded at a bar and got turned away

  15. Ellie's story doesn't make sense – Passports last for 10 years, so how did she not have a valid ID if the passport only expired recently?

  16. I wonder how many people watching this are wondering what a cassette tape is? 🤔 my phone doesn't even have a cassette tape emoji but it does have a VHS, a pager and a floppy disk. 😂

  17. It's just so weird, I just found out that fact about mount Everest from watching the Infographics Show like 2 days ago. Must've been caused by the Baader-Meinhof phenomenon.

  18. Sherpas die the most unfortunately. You get inexperienced climbers looking to check something off their bucket list who then hire sherpas to do the heavy lifting for them.. it’s a really sad and booming industry. There’s also a lot of waste up there now from such heavy traffic. 🙁

  19. the die in what is know as the death zone at 26,ooo feet at that point your body starts to die do to lack of oxygen it is also to dangers for the other climbers to the other climbers to bring you back down

  20. Emily's story reminds me of the many times I was present when my father crop dusted unsuspecting shoppers in a store. It was never intentional but with his brand of rancid it might as well have been.

  21. I answered these to myself to see if I can some right and I got every single one correct…. yesss that much closer to either being the best mythical beast or the creepiest stalker.. which one am I stay tuned for another episode of…. he didn’t just say that

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