Formula D: Grace Helbig, Greg Benson, and Hannah Hart join Wil on TableTop Season 2 Ep. 1

Formula D: Grace Helbig, Greg Benson, and Hannah Hart join Wil on TableTop Season 2 Ep. 1


WIL WHEATON: When I started
gaming as a teenager– mumble, cough– years ago, most of the games I
played let me imagine I was something awesome, like a dragon
slayer or a superhero or a space ship. I’m not talking about being
a guy inside a space ship. I’ve been a guy inside
a space ship. It’s a little over-rated. I mean an actual space ship,
which is awesome. Today on “TableTop,” Grace
Helbig, Hannah Hart, and Greg Benson are here to play a game
where we get to imagine we are something even more awesome
than being a space ship. Today, we’re going to be
freaking race car drivers in “Formula D.” Vroom. [MUSIC PLAYING] “Formula D” is a risk management
dice racing game designed by Eric Randall
and Laurent Lavaur. We are race car drivers on a
famous international course. There are dozens of
courses available. But today, we’re racing on
the Monaco Grand Prix. We are playing with the advanced
rules today, so all of our cars will be tricked
out a little bit. Some will have better brakes,
better suspension, maybe better transmission,
cool antenna ball. And every driver is a different
character that also has his or her own unique
special ability. Here’s the turn sequence. We will start with
pole position. Choose a gear, and
then roll the die associated with that gear. You have to move the number
shown on the die. [CAR NOISE] Making noises is mandatory. Now, what makes this game so
much more than just rolling dice and seeing who
gets the biggest number are these corners. You have to stop at least once
in every corner on the track. If you don’t, you’re going too
fast, and you will take damage to your tires, maybe your gear
box, maybe your brakes. Or worse, you might just wreck
and be out of the race. When you are in a corner, you
have to follow these arrows. Today, we are doing one lap. First one across the
finish line wins. Who will crash and burn,
and who will get the checkered flag? Let’s find out in “Formula D.” GRACE HELBIG: My name is Grace
Helbig, or Daily Grace, as I’m known on the internet. I have a five day a week vlog
web series called “Daily Grace.” GREG BENSON: I’m Greg Benson. My channel is called
Mediocre Films. It’s all comedy videos. HANNAH HART: My name
is Hannah Hart. I do a web series on YouTube
called “My Drunk Kitchen” wherein I get drunk and cook
things in a kitchen. WIL WHEATON: Before we actually
start the race, who are you today? GREG BENSON: My character is
Julian “Frogger” Marcellin. And he is a pretty cool dude. May I hold this up? WIL WHEATON: Yeah, sure. GREG BENSON: He’s a
pretty cool dude. He’s a white guy with
dreadlocks, so you know he’s cool. And he wears headphones,
so he can’t hear you. WIL WHEATON: OK, now who’s
driving the ambulance? HANNAH HART: My character
is (FRENCH ACCENT) Diane Montfort. GRACE HELBIG: Monfart? WIL WHEATON: Monfart? HANNAH HART: Oui,
oui, Montfort. GREG BENSON: I thought
I smelled something. HANNAH HART: What the others
don’t know about Diane Von Fartandfart is that she
was born a brunette. WIL WHEATON: I am
playing (SPANISH ACCENT) Montoya Cadena. I do not always drive racing
cars with my friends. But when I do, I usually
come in last place. GRACE HELBIG: Ooh. HANNAH HART: It’s great,
and he’s got a nice butt for a chest. WIL WHEATON: I really
do, right? GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, he’s
got chest butt. WIL WHEATON: My chest
butt is amazing. Grace, who are you? GRACE HELBIG: Ooh, OK– I’m Derek Manson. He’s a member of Mensa. And he’s just an all-around
sensitive guy. WIL WHEATON: What’s the
story of his tattoo? GRACE HELBIG: The tattoo
is actually– it’s just dirt that has
collected over time. WIL WHEATON: In a pattern? GRACE HELBIG: Yeah. GREG BENSON: He never bathes? GRACE HELBIG: It’s a Rorschach
test for all the people that he meets. GREG BENSON: I’ve
got to say, this character is full of surprises. GRACE HELBIG: He’s
a trickster. He also is really
big into magic. And he loves flan. WIL WHEATON: Wow. GRACE HELBIG: You could write
chapters about this guy. And he has. He has an autobiography in the
works right now that he’s been writing since he was
six years old. WIL WHEATON: Greg, you
are in poll position and you will go first. I’m assuming you’re going
to start in first gear, like you do. GREG BENSON: I think I’ll start
in first gear like cars like to do. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: Yeah,
right, roll it. GREG BENSON: I’m going to go
ahead and roll it here. HANNAH HART: That’s
so like you. GREG BENSON: Oh, I got one. WIL WHEATON: It’s a one,
the right way to move. GREG BENSON: Let me just point
out– this would be a terrible time for me to use
the nitrous card. WIL WHEATON: It probably
would. GREG BENSON: So I’m just going
to move forward one. And I think that’s all
I’m doing right now. WIL WHEATON: Hannah, you
are the white car. HANNAH HART: (FRENCH ACCENT) Yet
I will be the only one who makes this voice and does– yeah, that’s a good one. You know what? WIL WHEATON: You’re going
to move forward one? HANNAH HART: I think I’m going
to go forward one. GRACE HELBIG: You are
a Pandora’s Box. GREG BENSON: May I
do it for you? HANNAH HART: Yes, please. I know this game pretty well. I played half of it
once last night. GRACE HELBIG: OK, did we all
hear that Derek Manson has two glass eyes? So driving is his forte. HANNAH HART: Blind man coming. GRACE HELBIG: An equal
opportunity race– two. I’m going to move one and one. WIL WHEATON: No, danger die. GRACE HELBIG: Danger die. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: I’ll roll mine
two times, because you’re Derek, and your magic skill with
your glass eyes is making people roll twice. I’m really afraid of Grace
because of her bruiser special ability. If we stay close to each other,
sooner or later I’m bound to roll a one. All right, I’m upshifting. GRACE HELBIG: Wait, what’s
it sound like? WIL WHEATON: [CAR NOISE] And now I’m rolling. What? A four. GRACE HELBIG: Four. HANNAH HART: Stop it,
just stop it. WIL WHEATON: That
never happens. GRACE HELBIG: Oh please, there
are magnets under this table. GREG BENSON: Oh,
look at you go. All right, so you’re
right here. WIL WHEATON: [CAR NOISE] And now I’m going to danger
die with you, Frogger. GREG BENSON: Yes you are. WIL WHEATON: I rolled an 11. GRACE HELBIG: Wow,
make a wish. GREG BENSON: 20, OK– I think I can live with that. GRACE HELBIG: Do we
also need to note that Derek is a Capricorn? OK? OK, moving into second gear– ah, ah, ah. Go Derek, we can do it. Your mom believes in
you, your two moms. He is from a lesbian family. Three. HANNAH HART: No wonder he’s
so emotionally balanced. GRACE HELBIG: He really is. You would think he’s a
Libra, but he’s not. I’m going to go right down
the middle– two, three. GREG BENSON: Wow, you’ve
almost made it to the starting line. GRACE HELBIG: Yep– no,
Derek takes his time. He’s meticulous, OK? HANNAH HART: Four. GRACE HELBIG: Four, wow. HANNAH HART: You know what, put
me straight forward four. GREG BENSON: Straight forward,
that’s where you want to go. That puts you right there. HANNAH HART: Boom. [MUSIC PLAYING] GREG BENSON: Come on now,
come on with it. How about an eight? How about an eight, ladies
and gentlemen? GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god,
eight is company. GREG BENSON: One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight– well, that puts me
right at the front there. So I’m just going to
pop right up there. I think that’s a perfect
place to be. HANNAH HART: I believe your
car made no sounds, so we don’t even know if it moved. GREG BENSON: It’s a hybrid,
and it’s in electric mode. WIL WHEATON: All right, I’m
upshifting to third gear. [CAR NOISES]. GRACE HELBIG: Ralph Nader
would be so proud. Wow, that sounds like a car. WIL WHEATON: And– seven. GREG BENSON: That’s a
safe place to be. WIL WHEATON: [CAR NOISES] GREG BENSON: There’s no
danger right there. HANNAH HART: Hey Derek,
your moms called. They believe in you. GRACE HELBIG: Great, let the
moms know that his sleep apnea is under control, OK? WIL WHEATON: Shoot, I could
have done a better thing. I could have blocked Hannah. GRACE HELBIG: No regrets– drive fast and loose. That’s what Derek’s moms
are always saying. Derek created his own form
of sign language, and this is how it goes. That’s a six– one, two, three, four,
five, six. WIL WHEATON: There you go. GRACE HELBIG: Danger die. This is my favorite part of
the game, because I really feel like there are consequences
to this. HANNAH HART: Eight and deux. GREG BENSON: There’s not
really a lot of danger involved in the danger die. WIL WHEATON: Oh, you shouldn’t
have said that. HANNAH HART: It’s a
chocking hazard. WIL WHEATON: Do not mock– HANNAH HART: Ahh, danger. WIL WHEATON: Greg, you’re still
in first place, so what are you going to do? GREG BENSON: I’m sorry,
my name is Frogger. WIL WHEATON: Excuse
me, Frogger. GREG BENSON: Would you like to
know how my character got the name “Frogger”? WIL WHEATON: How did you
get the name “Frogger”? GREG BENSON: When he was
in grade school, he had a pet frog. And it passed away after
only three days. And he was upset for
a long time. GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god. HANNAH HART: Did he love
to play hopscotch? GREG BENSON: He did love
to play hopscotch. I’m glad I took the time
to tell that story. Because that was fascinating. WIL WHEATON: It was. It was a good one. GREG BENSON: Full of comedy. [MUSIC PLAYING] GREG BENSON: We’re going to
go ahead and live risky and shift right up– [CAR NOISES]. WIL WHEATON: Into fifth gear? GREG BENSON: Going
to fifth gear. [INTERPOSING VOICES] HANNAH HART: We’re approaching
lots of turns. You’re crazy. You’re a madman. GREG BENSON: I’m going
nuts here, so– WIL WHEATON: Frogger, you’ve
got to slow down. All right, roll. GREG BENSON: Here we
go, here we go. 18 ain’t bad. HANNAH HART: Yeah, it is. It’s real bad. You’re probably going to go
through both of these. GREG BENSON: 16, 17,
18– that’s exactly where I want to go. Look how good I am. HANNAH HART: The luckiest
duck, and your car moves silent like the night. WIL WHEATON: Good luck getting
from fifth gear to somehow stopping in this turn. Somehow, you’ve got to
stop down to eight. GREG BENSON: You just wait. WIL WHEATON: I am, I’m
going to wait. OK, I’m up. I’m also shifting up
to fifth gear. HANNAH HART: Zut alors. WIL WHEATON: I know,
I’m crazy. I’m crazy– here I go. GREG BENSON: (SINGING)
Crazy for shifting. WIL WHEATON: 14. [CAR NOISE]. GREG BENSON: Look at you
playing it safe. WIL WHEATON: Montoya is designed
to be sort of a conservative driver. He’s got a lot of brakes, and
sort of average tires. But the really great thing
that he has is this bonus nitrous boost. I get die plus three. So I’m going to play
him conservatively. HANNAH HART: Here we go. Me-me-meow, me-me-meow– 13. GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god. WIL WHEATON: 13 will put
you right there. HANNAH HART: I’ll take it. I’ll do it. I’m going to go right here. GREG BENSON: That’s a
good place to be. WIL WHEATON: [CAR NOISE]. GREG BENSON: Yeah, you’re
doing fine. GRACE HELBIG: (SINGING) Derek,
we can do it together. 17. GREG BENSON: Oh, 17 is
pretty damn good. GRACE HELBIG: OK, 17. WIL WHEATON:
[SINGING “DANGER ZONE” PARODY] And stop– music copyright. GREG BENSON: Can I just say I
feel a one coming on here in this danger zone? WIL WHEATON: No,
do you really? GREG BENSON: I feel
a one coming on. WIL WHEATON: Greg thinks
he’s calling it. GREG BENSON: Sometimes
I’m slightly psychic. I’m 5% psychic. WIL WHEATON: Really? HANNAH HART: 12. GRACE HELBIG: Friends! GREG BENSON: But now you
have to roll again. GRACE HELBIG: You’ve
got to roll twice. HANNAH HART: Why? GRACE HELBIG: Because Derek
has severe ADD. He doesn’t pay attention
the first time. “Dice Twice”– he’s got it tattooed
on his lower back. He’s got a couple
tramp stamps. And also, he’s got a
stamp collection that’s just all tramps. HANNAH HART: All right, fine– 17. WIL WHEATON: All right, Derek. GREG BENSON: It’s got to
be on this one, then. GRACE HELBIG: We can
do it together. GREG BENSON: Here it comes. GRACE HELBIG: 15. WIL WHEATON: There is
technically a one. GREG BENSON: There’s the one
right before the five. WIL WHEATON: It’s just, because
of math, is not actually a one. All right, Greg Benson– Frogger. GREG BENSON: Did I ever tell you
the real reason he got the nickname “Frogger”? GRACE HELBIG: I would
love to know. GREG BENSON: When he was in
grade school, in science class, they dissected a frog. And he was kind of indifferent
about it. WIL WHEATON: Yeah–
makes sense. So it would follow him around
for the rest of school. Yeah, sure– I get it. GREG BENSON: He didn’t really
feel one way or the other. Here we go, here we go–
seven or eight. HANNAH HART: That story
was ribbit-ing. GREG BENSON: Oh, keep
them coming. Here we go– seven. Uh– can I just say, “uh”? Can I give you an “uh”? WIL WHEATON: One, two, three,
four, five, six, seven. GREG BENSON: That’s exactly
where I need to go. WIL WHEATON: [CAR NOISES] GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god. GREG BENSON: Listen, Frogger
is a masterful driver. I mean, the guy honestly just
knows what he’s doing. WIL WHEATON: [DRUM SOUNDS] 11. GREG BENSON: I told you
that was a good move. HANNAH HART: I’m going to go
ahead and stay in fifth. And I’m going to get my dice. GREG BENSON: I love it. GRACE HELBIG: You are
Jenga Unchained. HANNAH HART: Jenga Unch– GRACE HELBIG: You guys know
me, you guys get me. HANNAH HART: 14. GREG BENSON: Uh oh. HANNAH HART: 8, 9, 10,
11, 12– ahh– 13, 14. GRACE HELBIG: Oh, you’re
going to have to take– [MUSIC PLAYING] GRACE HELBIG: Can I
just say that this town loves flash mobs. WIL WHEATON: The reason that
the principality of Monte Carlo is so incredibly rich is
that their currency is based on flash mobs. GRACE HELBIG: Oh, we’re in
Monte Carlo right now? WIL WHEATON: Yeah,
we’re in Monaco. This is the Monaco Grand Prix. I’ve actually been
to Monte Carlo. I have actually been
to Monaco. It is exactly like this. GREG BENSON: Do you know
what I find ironic? That Monaco is not written
out in the font Monaco. GRACE HELBIG: [GASP] WIL WHEATON: You’re
absolutely right. GREG BENSON: Yeah, it’s that
way just to mess with you. It’s in some sort of script. HANNAH HART: I like this guy
trying to get out of his boat situation right there. He’s like, if I just–
three-point turn. GREG BENSON: Yeah, that’s
bad planning. WIL WHEATON: Yeah, I’ve never
even noticed that. GRACE HELBIG: I don’t know
anything about sailing, but I know that that’s not how a lot
of ports happen, Monaco. Where is Monaco? Derek plays it safe. We’re going to shift down. Except if I get a seven, I am
f’ed in the B. When Derek makes a choice, he doesn’t
look back. He literally cannot
turn his head. HANNAH HART: Man, what a drag. GRACE HELBIG: OK, and– 12. Yeah, I think it’s good. I don’t know how to
play this game– 10, 11, 12, Danger die. HANNAH HART: Double
danger die. WIL WHEATON: So much
danger dice. HANNAH HART: [LASER SOUNDS]. Danger, danger, danger,
danger dice. GREG BENSON: OK, now I’m going
to roll another 18. Oh, it’s an eight, OK, good. I don’t mind that Grace
keeps challenging me with the danger die. Because there’s not a
whole lot of danger so far in that die. GRACE HELBIG: 13– danger die proves to
be not exciting. [MUSIC PLAYING] WIL WHEATON: OK, so green– Frogger. GREG BENSON: Well,
that’s Frogger. WIL WHEATON: Go. HANNAH HART: I really want to
learn more about Frogger. I just want to know why
that’s his name. GREG BENSON: Did I
ever tell you how Frogger got his nickname? WIL WHEATON: No, how
did that happen? GREG BENSON: Oh, it’s
a fascinating story. When he was in grade school,
he used to watch reruns of “Happy Days.” And his favorite
character was Fonzie. WIL WHEATON: Right? GREG BENSON: Yeah. OK, so I’m going to go ahead. And Frogger is slightly
crazy, so he’s going to shift up to third. What? That’s crazy. [CAR NOISES]. What’s going to happen? GRACE HELBIG: Seven. GREG BENSON: Oh, that’s a
little high, isn’t it? WIL WHEATON: That’s bad. You have to eat two tires. GREG BENSON: No, I’m doing it. He’s doing it. WIL WHEATON: How many
tires does he have? GREG BENSON: He’s a bad-ass. He’s got eight. So you know what? Give them to me. I’ll move right on
up there, and I’m taking that tire damage. WIL WHEATON: I do not want
to be in [BLEEP] second gear. So my choices are either go into
second gear, or probably blow up coming out
of this turn. I cannot risk it. I can’t risk it. HANNAH HART: Oh yeah,
shifted down. WIL WHEATON: I hate it. GREG BENSON: Oh boy. HANNAH HART: Ooh, and you
hit your own car. WIL WHEATON: No, that’s
fine though. It puts me right there. GRACE HELBIG: [GASP] So what happens? WIL WHEATON: No, that’s good. That’s my third stop there. It just means that I come
out of this turn already in second gear. GRACE HELBIG: Oh,
that’s a bummer. WIL WHEATON: And I really,
really, really didn’t want to do that. This sucks. I’m out of this race forever. GRACE HELBIG: Derek, we
can do it together– nine. Eight, nine. Yep. Danger die. WIL WHEATON: [SINGING] HANNAH HART: [SINGING] So it’s your turn, right? Because you’re in the lead. GREG BENSON: Frogger’s
up again. WIL WHEATON: Yup, what’s
Frogger doing? GREG BENSON: Speaking of
Frogger, did I ever tell you how Frogger got his nickname? GRACE HELBIG: No, you didn’t
tell us that yet. Tell us. GREG BENSON: It’s a
fascinating story. When he was in grade school,
he thought, you know what might be a pretty
good nickname? Frogger. HANNAH HART: I like it. GRACE HELBIG: How many grades
were in this grade school? GREG BENSON: It was an
unusual grade school. There were over 21 grades. Yeah, that’s a lot of grades. GRACE HELBIG: How
old is Frogger? GREG BENSON: There’s really no
telling, because he was held back then pushed forward. GRACE HELBIG: Well, he uses a
great eye cream, because he looks like he’s not
a day over 12. HANNAH HART: It doesn’t look
like he’s degrading at all. GREG BENSON: You know– ohh. HANNAH HART: He’s not leaving
grade school. WIL WHEATON: You schooled him. HANNAH HART: Woo. WIL WHEATON: Aah. GRACE HELBIG: Ahh, pencil box. WIL WHEATON: What? Grace, come on. Have some class. HANNAH HART: Boom,
boom– sorry. Oh, yeah, yeah– WIL WHEATON: Yeah, OK good. GRACE HELBIG: Why am I here? GREG BENSON: So as you all know,
Frogger’s a risk taker. He’s shifting up to fifth gear,
because he doesn’t care. WIL WHEATON: What? You’re crazy. GREG BENSON: He doesn’t care. HANNAH HART: That’s right. GREG BENSON: He’s going nuts. WIL WHEATON: Frogger,
you’re nuts. GREG BENSON: Living
on the edge. HANNAH HART: That’s
real, real good. GREG BENSON: [CREAKING]. GRACE HELBIG: Oh my
god, oh my god. Oh my god. GREG BENSON: That’s a weird
sound, but that’s what happens when he switches to fifth. He’s rolling, and he rolls a– that’s a 14, ladies
and gentlemen. GRACE HELBIG: Get
out of Monaco. WIL WHEATON: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14– what gear are you in? GREG BENSON: Yeah,
but guess what? WIL WHEATON: I know what’s
going to happen. GREG BENSON: He says, hey,
look what I got. I got some nitrous. HANNAH HART: But you
have to stop once. GRACE HELBIG: You have
to stop once. GREG BENSON: Yeah, I’ll
stop in there. WIL WHEATON: One, two,
three, four, five. GREG BENSON: That’s where
it’s putting me. That’s where I’m going. Have my nitrous. HANNAH HART: Oh my god. GREG BENSON: I’m putting
it right there. WIL WHEATON: Make the
nitrous noise. [CAR NOISES]. Oh right– nitrous. GREG BENSON: There’s no reason
to hang onto that nitrous. It’s not like I’m going to need
it at the end of the game or anything. GRACE HELBIG: Derek loves
Jackson Pollock. And he loves cooking. And every September 27, he would
host a party called the Jackson Potluck. So let’s go into fifth gear. WIL WHEATON: He never
invited Montoya. That’s the whole reason
Montoya’s in this race. The reason that Montoya has the
extra nitrous boost that no one else has is that
he is the sole heir to the nitrous fortune. And it is his birthright. HANNAH HART: I’m going to
stay in fifth gear– 13. GRACE HELBIG: Oh. GREG BENSON: Whoa. HANNAH HART: Welcome. GREG BENSON: Oh, and my
goodness, you’ve totally danger die-d me. GRACE HELBIG: Someone’s got to
get a one, or else this danger dice was the worst part of
the– you can’t do that. It was a one. HANNAH HART: I touched
it though. WIL WHEATON: It doesn’t
matter. It was a one. It doesn’t matter. GRACE HELBIG: This is fate. HANNAH HART: OK, but if it
hadn’t been a one– if it had been a 19– would you guys
make me re-roll it? GRACE HELBIG: Slomo replay. GREG BENSON: No, because
it stopped. She got a one? WIL WHEATON: Yeah, it
finally happened. GRACE HELBIG: She got a one. But if she ties, she
breaks all ties. GREG BENSON: I got a five. GRACE HELBIG: So what happens? I don’t even know the
consequences of this. WIL WHEATON: It doesn’t
even matter, dude. He’s got three freaking
chassis. So you take one of those. GRACE HELBIG: Oh, this is what
I’ve been waiting for this whole game? WIL WHEATON: It’s really bad
if it happens to me. Go Grace, you’re up. GRACE HELBIG: OK, Derek spends
his afternoon working as a volunteer crossing guard. Let’s do this. HANNAH HART: That’s dangerous
for the children. GRACE HELBIG: Shh, no one’s
told him that he’s just standing in the middle
of a park, OK? Keep it down. [MUSIC PLAYING] GREG BENSON: Third gear– yeah. He’s going to stay in third
gear, because what the hey. Let’s take some chances. Five is good. Five puts him right there. WIL WHEATON: Oh my god. HANNAH HART: Wow, that
was perfect– second only to my equally
perfect move in third gear of six. GREG BENSON: You want
to go there? HANNAH HART: Yep, I
want to go there. GREG BENSON: That’s
where you go. HANNAH HART: That’s
what I’m doing. GRACE HELBIG: Derek only
has testicles. And go– seven. Six, seven. WIL WHEATON: Oh, so much
danger dice happening. GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, I don’t
give a anything. GREG BENSON: Yeah, but let me
just point out– you’re going to be a little screwed. Because you have to stop
twice in here. GRACE HELBIG: Frogger, you’ve
got white dreads. GREG BENSON: OK, I’m
just saying. HANNAH HART: Boom, I rolled
mine– three. I rolled again– two. GREG BENSON: Oh OK, and
I have to do twice? GRACE HELBIG: Yes,
because ADD. GREG BENSON: That’s a three. WIL WHEATON: And again. GRACE HELBIG: Whoa,
it’s a one– white dreads, white dreads,
white dreads. GREG BENSON: That’s this
guy here, right? WIL WHEATON: Yep, you’re going
to lose one of those– kapow. If she hits you again, you
blow up and you die. GRACE HELBIG: That’s how
it’s done, South Jersey style, gang signs– Frogger. GREG BENSON: There we go. That is an eight. That’s not bad at all. I like it a lot. GRACE HELBIG: He likes it. Remember that Enrique
Iglesias song? Rest in peace, Enrique
Iglesias. GREG BENSON: Oh, come on now. HANNAH HART: No, he’s not. I still have my nitrous. GREG BENSON: Oh man. HANNAH HART: And
you have zero. GREG BENSON: Do I regret
using my nitrous? Why would I regret that? WIL WHEATON: It was a super
great strategy having a guy who’s built around using nitrous
to push himself ahead of everyone else, and then
never using the nitrous. HANNAH HART: Fourth gear–
dun-dun da-down. Nine. GREG BENSON: Nine, right? WIL WHEATON: I can’t
see from here. Is that a danger
die situation? GRACE HELBIG: Yes it is. GREG BENSON: That’s what you
call a danger die situation. WIL WHEATON: [SINGING] GREG BENSON: 12. Thank you, Elvis. GRACE HELBIG: You are
dangerously close. WIL WHEATON: All right,
OK, Grace. GREG BENSON: What, really? GRACE HELBIG: OK, I’m go to– Derek has never had
a surprise party. Yeah, I’m going to shift back
into first gear, because this is not a smart idea– one. HANNAH HART: You
did it, Grace. GRACE HELBIG: Yay, one. GREG BENSON: That’s amazing. GRACE HELBIG: Thank you. WIL WHEATON: Fourth gear–
roll me a seven. Roll me a seven. It’s statistically unlikely. Here comes a seven. [CHEERING] WIL WHEATON: Yes. Five, six, seven. GRACE HELBIG: Oh my god. GREG BENSON: Amazing. HANNAH HART: All right, Greg. Here you go, buddy. GREG BENSON: Last corner, Hannah
and I neck at neck– neck in neck? Neck and neck– is it neck in neck
or and neck? GRACE HELBIG: Coming out of
that last corner, Greg and Hannah were neck and neck,
or so I’ve been told. I was looking at the boats
a lot of the game. HANNAH HART: I can taste
that finish line. And it tastes like cardboard. Go for it. GREG BENSON: Frogger. HANNAH HART: Do what
you’re going to do. GREG BENSON: Nickname,
blah, blah, blah– OK, here he goes. [CAR NOISE] We’re in fifth gear. All right, here we go,
come on big numbers– 17. WIL WHEATON: I think
you just won. GREG BENSON: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17. HANNAH HART: Yes, yes, yes. OK, OK. GRACE HELBIG: This is the– GREG BENSON: Oh,
just a little– if I could just– never do this to a guy. HANNAH HART: All right, and
them I’m going to roll. GREG BENSON: An 11, right? You’re going to roll an 11? HANNAH HART: And then I’m
going to use my nitrous. GREG BENSON: Don’t you roll
bigger than an 11. HANNAH HART: 18. GREG BENSON: Oh no! WIL WHEATON: Go, go Hannah,
go, go, go. HANNAH HART: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20. WIL WHEATON: Nitrous. HANNAH HART: [CAR NOISES] Victory lap. WIL WHEATON: Oh look, and you
got to have your boat party. [MUSIC PLAYING] GREG BENSON: Oh, do
you need a hug? OK, all right, you should
go get one. You should go get one from
people who care. WIL WHEATON: Really, are
the hugs guys outside? GRACE HELBIG: Those are
just people with arms. GREG BENSON: Yeah, we’re busy. I mean, I’m doing
this already. And my other one is– I’ve got an itch here. GRACE HELBIG: Yeah, and I’m just
like, sometimes I just need it for balance over here. WIL WHEATON: All right, I’m
going to go give Hannah her award and leave. GRACE HELBIG: Before you
give it to Hannah– WIL WHEATON: No I’m
leaving now. I’m leaving. GRACE HELBIG: I’m not looking. I have forgotten everything
about– GREG BENSON: He’s going,
he’s going, it’s cool. Shh, it’s OK. WIL WHEATON: Well, I don’t know
where Hannah is, but I guess we should bring in
the wall of victory. HANNAH HART: Hello. WIL WHEATON: Hannah Hart. HANNAH HART: Wil Wheaton. WIL WHEATON: What are
you doing here? HANNAH HART: Winning. WIL WHEATON: I have a
certificate of awesome for you to have to take home with you
as proof of your “TableTop” victory, and it looks
just like this. HANNAH HART: Oh whoa,
it’s beautiful. It’s everything I’ve
ever wanted. WIL WHEATON: And I also
have this that I dropped on the ground– what? HANNAH HART: What? Oh, it’s perfect. It’s got a martini glass and
a little refrigerator. WIL WHEATON: I know, because
I love your show so much. It’s my favorite. HANNAH HART: And I love your
show, because it raises my self-esteem. WIL WHEATON: Well, someday
maybe it’ll raise mine. Hannah, why don’t you go ahead
and make a victory speech to the camera. HANNAH HART: You know what? It takes a lot to
be a champion. But it takes even more
to be such a graceful, graceful loser. WIL WHEATON: I have a
lot of experience. It’s something I’m good at. HANNAH HART: I would like to
dedicate my award to you for being such a great guy. WIL WHEATON: Aww, thank you. HANNAH HART: Just being
so wonderful. WIL WHEATON: OK, watch us next
time on “TableTop.” Bye. HANNAH HART: Bye. [MUSIC PLAYING]

100 thoughts on “Formula D: Grace Helbig, Greg Benson, and Hannah Hart join Wil on TableTop Season 2 Ep. 1”

  1. Holy crap!   Grace mentions September 27th in this video just before the 18 minute mark and it is September 2th TODAY!  Do you feel that?  There is magic in the air!

  2. I love the never ending tension of "god I hate this fucker". I can't tell if they really are annoyed with each other or if it's just part of the act. xD Or if they're really just this sarcastic.

  3. I guess you could say my heart was RACING
    that I am TIRED after all the excitement
    … don't worry I know where the door is I will go show myself out
    two hours later
    (BOOM)
    (Pieces of the door go flying everywhere)
    the race was WHEEL-y close!

  4. Will, hate to break it to you, dude, your friend Greg cheated on his roll after your class pun. There is definite extra fingering of the dice. If he was beaten in humor, he wanted to win the game. Ill-gotten glory.

  5. Greg is SO lucky in the corners. But shouldn't Grace have taking damage to her car when she shifted down from 4 to first gear? In the original Formula Dé she couldn't do that. She only could shift down into 2nd gear and lose a gas and a brake. I DON'T own the new game, but I have played the old game many, many times.

  6. most of the tabletop eps/games are exciting and before you know it you've been having fun watching and the episode is over… This one took FOREVER… and was kinda boring honestly.Weakest ep thus far.

  7. I could only make it 8:00 minutes in before I couldn't stand these guests. Trying WAY TOO HARD for little to no pay off.

  8. the danger dice should really be 1-5 instead of just 1, and once the car body gets a certain amount of damage, it should start affecting the engine, transmission, suspension, brakes, etc

  9. Ky the Egomaniac with Hair

    This game is very similar to Ave Caesar. Which is the same mechanic, but with cards instead of dice, and with smaller tracks based on Pantheon tracks. But the strategic and overall game play is pretty close. Have you tried that game Wil?

  10. I really like this show, but sometimes I find their enthusiasm a little misleading. It's still really entertaining, but it doesn't always mean that the game is all that great. I bought Castle Panic after seeing it on this show, and our gaming group absolutely hated it. This game looks fun, but they're really hamming it up, so who knows.

  11. My god that was fun to watch. XD I love it when they get really into the backstory of the character and Hannah was really good with the puns.

  12. sorry Wil but being a racecar driver definitely does not beat being a spaceship, whether you are said ship or inside of said ship.

  13. This was my least favorite video when it came out, but it's the one I've come back to watch again more than any other. I don't know why.

  14. Doesnt you get damage when you roll 1-4 with the danger die? Maybe you play old rules? Well, if you only get damage when you roll 1 it's no fun anyway

  15. I like how he says these two games combined don't even take as much time as a normal game on the show, yet this is one of the longest episodes

  16. 3:50 That's my Dad. Just out on parole for numerous traffic violations suspended drivers license driving while on cell phone not stopping for school bus speeding in a school zone driving thru living room while under the influence DUI and vehicular homicide Daytona 500 winner. That's what the prison tat means.

  17. It's funny that you pronounce it "formula 'DE' " like in spanish. Here in Chile we call it "Formula 'DEE'" like in english XD

  18. The Derek stories were awesome. I wish there were more tabletop episodes. Anyone knows anything new that's like tabletop? Game the game is a bit long for me.

  19. Un, deux, trois, quarter, qinc, six, Sept, huit, neuf, dix, I was bored so I tried 1-10 from memory in French tell me how bad I did

  20. I'm a teacher and it is report card season. That means it must be time to watch great Tabletop episodes from my past. I love this one, possibly my favourite.

  21. U guys forgot the slipstream rule and other stuff like if u are on 5th and 6th gear and u roll 20 or 30 u all start rolling danger dice.

    Also so many other rules not implemented … like if u use up all tire u spin out losing a turn and starting at gear 1

    Also colliding is a 16–20 and not just a 20.

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