How Harry Potter Should Have Ended

How Harry Potter Should Have Ended


Dumbledore: Welcome, everyone to Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a place I assure you is safe for children,
and has absolutely no history that might threaten our entire existence. But there is a huge killer snake downstairs. And a giant, vicious three headed dog…
and a tree that can kill you… and man-sized spiders that can eat your face… and– McGonagall: Thank you, Professor
Dumbledore! That will be all. As he was saying, welcome to– Hermione: These candles are dripping wax everywhere! (indistinct screams) How Harry Potter Should Have Ended (door opens) That Time-Turner’s fantastic,
Hermione! You should keep it forever. Hermione: Alright. Harry: No, really! It’s too valuable!
You have to promise to keep it. Hermione: Okay! I promise! Harry: Hermione, something might
conveniently destroy all the Time-Turners, making that the last one!
You have to promise to keep it! Hermione: I promise I won’t get rid of it! Ron: What the bloody hell are you two talking about? (epic musical score) (energy colliding) Voldemort: I’m going to kill you, Harry Potter! I’m pointing my wand as hard as I can! Harry: What’s it going to take, Tom? You tried to kill me once as a baby and it didn’t work! Voldemort: I’m going to destroy you! Harry: We’ve been here, like,
four or five times already, and I just came back from the dead! Voldemort: Lalalala! Not listening! Too busy about to kill you! Harry: You are insane! And now
we’re about to kill your pet snake! Neville (slow motion): I’m awesome!!! Harry: It’s over! Voldemort: It’s never over! Avada Kedav–ugh! (vocalizing) Snape: Ugh. Muggle weapons. Harry: Professor Snape, you’re alive! Snape: Of course I’m alive, you twit! Harry: But how? You died right in front of us! Snape: Magic! Duh! I’m a potions master and a double agent. Obviously I had a backup plan. I’ve been drinking Honey Badger Anti-Venom ever since I started hanging around that ridiculous snake. Neville & Seamus: Whoa… Luna: Honey badger just takes what it wants. Snape: And I think we’ve already established that I can heal bleeding injuries. Now, Mr. Potter, if you will bring me your Invisiblity Cloak and Ms. Granger’s Time-Turner, there is one more thing I must do. (music) Hermione: Professor, you realize if you do this, you can’t come back. Snape: I am well aware of the risk and consequence, Ms. Granger. Ron: You’re gonna have to turn that thing at least 200,000 times, sir. Snape: Then you’d best not make
me lose count, eh, Mr. Weasley? Ron: No, sir. Harry: Good luck, sir. Snape: Goodbye, children. One…two…three… four…five…six… 262,029…262,030…262,031…got it! Got it! Riddle: I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people. If I want. I can– Snape: Avada Kedavra! (Riddle groans) Dumbledore: What the– Snape: Ha ha HA! Dumbledore: What is this? Snape: Take that, you Dark Lord! Ha ha HA! Dumbledore: Why would you DO that? Snape: Evidence…removal. (Snape pants) Dumbledore: Who are you? Snape: Oh…sorry about that…just, uh… saving your life…in the future. As well as…countless others. It’s a long story. (harmonious end music) Snape: No, I mean a REALLY LONG story. Like, so long, if we wrote it all down it would take at least seven books. Dumbledore: Or eight movies! (end music continues) Dumbledore: I’d like to introduce our new teacher for Defense Against the Dark Arts, Professor Gandalf. Gandalf: You…shall not…PASS! Dumbledore: Well, that’s a little harsh… classes haven’t even started yet. (music ends) Captioned by Evan Reynolds

100 thoughts on “How Harry Potter Should Have Ended”

  1. Even after all these years, I still can't get over Neville going 'i'm awesome' while killing the snake. Every time I see this scene in live action I say it in my head :P!

  2. I loved every part of Harry Potter, it was my childhood and I enjoyed watching them with my friends.
    At the same I am like God damn it your whole team has godly sense of humour. I enjoy watching this video. It was funny.

  3. This plot wouldn't work, cuz if Voldemort died in his childhood, james and lily would never be killed and harry would never become a great person

  4. This is the only video where I've heard the word "twit"
    Except for the music video of Hwasa Twit where I've heard it like 20 times in less than 4 min

  5. I’m curious why didn’t anyone notice that Mad eye Moody wasn’t moving on the Marauders map when he was supposed to be teaching?

  6. RolePlaying Ravenclaw

    Who else thinks that Gandalf looks so similar to Dumbledore?

    When I first watched the Lord of the Rings, I thought that Gandalf was Dumbledore. I was watching hp basically everyday then, so it is kinda understandable. They’re both wizards, and they look like each other. Like if this has happened to you, or comment if you haven’t watched either the Lord of the Rings or hp. (Same with the Hobbit cuz Gandalf is also in the Hobbit)
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  7. I don't know how I ended up here again after 8 years. What I do know is that I really need a time turner or need to work on my thesis.

  8. Yeah, don't you remember at Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone, Snape said he will teach them how to put a stopper to death.

  9. Dear HISHE,
    I'd just like to thank you very much for including subtitles,. If it hadn't been for the captions I would have no idea what was going on because of how loudly I was crunching my hula hoops.
    Your sincerely,
    A viewer.

  10. Why did you give Hermione these lips? Just because she is a girl?-_- You didn't paint men like that. She doesn't look like herself because of this.

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