Play Doh Plight! Catching The White Hat Game Master Play-Doh Battle

Play Doh Plight! Catching The White Hat Game Master Play-Doh Battle


Oh no! Oh no, it can’t be! It’s the Skeleton Queen! This Dungeons and Dragons book is so cool! I’ve got to go get Hope and Noah. We’re going to go play Dungeons and Dragons! Haha! I’m finally going to get those SuperHeroKids! or my name isn’t The White Hat Hacker! I will defeat them with this! You might be wondering why I am going to defeat them with play dough Wait and see, hehe! What is Dungeons and dragons? It looks boring. And my hat is weird. It is not boring. It’s a game where you go on awesome adventures and fight scary monsters. Go on adventures? How? With your imagination. You decide what you want to do, and then I use these to see if you can do it. You can do anything you want at all! Boring! Yea, who wants to use their imagination? Come on guys, it’s fun! I’m the dungeon master so I tell the story and decide what happens. Noah, you are a strong dwarf barbarian. Woah! I have an ax? And a beard? Hope, you are a powerful magic wizard. Oh my goodness! This hat is amazing! And I have a staff! A wizard? Oh alright then. So I can do anything I want? I walk over here, then I walk over there, then I walk over there. Oh so much fun! Yeah, and I fart on Hope! Why did you fart on me? That’s so stupid. I can’t believe you’re a dwarf. This is just … They are distracted playing their stupid game so I will defeat them with this Play-Doh Trap! Soon I will activate it and they will be trapped by all of the play-doh! Let’s get started. This is awful, I can’t believe you While Hope and Noah are annoyingly arguing, their voices wake up a sleeping skeleton! And it attacks you. Noah, what do you do? I don’t know, can I attack it? If that’s what you want to do. Here, roll the twenty sided dice. It’s this one. Okay! A seventeen! Sweet! You hit the skeleton’s head and it goes flying across the field like a homerun! That’s awesome! I mean, meh. Hope, what do you want to do? You have magic spells. I guess I shoot a giant fire ball at him? Do I have to roll the dice? A nineteen! The fireball hits the skeleton and smashes it to ashes! Yes! We did it! You both get twenty gold, a health potion, and a goblin goo trap. Wait, we get gold in this game? Sweet! Oh this stupid thing. Where is the activation button, I cannot find it. That’s so cool Hope. You shot a fireball just like this. Noah be careful. My notes! My notes are ruined. This isn’t good. The whole adventure burned up except for the final boss. You guys aren’t at a high enough level to fight the final boss. But it’s the only thing left. What boss is it? It’s the Skeleton Queen. The Skeleton Queen? The Skeleton Queen! What does she look like? Well, she’s small but don’t under estimate her. You’re not that bad. I walk over and pat her head. The Skeleton Queen roars and attacks you dealing twenty-five damage. You can’t fight anymore until Hope revives you. I shoot a fireball at her! It’s in effective. The Skeleton Queen is immune to fire. What do I do? You’ve got to take her down Hope! But how? (Bigger Play-Doh Trap) Oh hi White Hat? What do you have there? Oh hi Noah. It’s a big play-doh trap to capture all of you…. uh, I mean… it’s nothing. Play-doh trap? That’s it! I’ll throw my green goblin goo at her! The goo erupts from the trap covering the Skeleton Queen! She is defeated! You’re showered with gold coins for defeating the evil of the land. Plus, you level up! Ah ha! They are distracted! Yes! Noah! Here take this! I’m back to normal. So, what did you all think? Eh, it wasn’t totally boring. It was okay. Oh okay, I guess we just won’t play tomorrow then. No, no, no wait. Alright, we will have another game tomorrow. Whatever. I don’t care. Yes! See ya White Hat! Hahaha! Now it will explode and trap you all in a mound of play dough and uh….guys? Where did you go? Hello? We are now selling power rings! Click the link right here and you too can play HeroForce! It’s an awesome Christmas gift! Get yours now! Bye!

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